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FOR SALE: December 2nd, 2002 issue featuring Sexiest Man Alive 2002 winner, Ben Affleck. Autographed in person! Full magazine in new, mint, collector's condition.
PRICE: $10



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Ben Affleck Autographed Magazine FOR SALE! 
11:23am 04/08/2007

FOR SALE: December 2nd, 2002 issue featuring Sexiest Man Alive 2002 winner, Ben Affleck. Autographed in person! Full magazine in new, mint, collector's condition.
PRICE: $10



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Ben Affleck Autographed Mag FOR SALE! 
02:25pm 30/07/2007

FOR SALE: December 2nd, 2002 issue featuring Sexiest Man Alive 2002 winner, Ben Affleck. Autographed in person! Full magazine in new, mint, collector's condition.
PRICE: $10



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Community Advertisement 
04:20pm 28/07/2006
  Hey, View Askew Fans! If you dig Kevin Smith movies, come join the Clerks RPG! clerks_rpg Characters pretty much from all the movies are allowed, though you'll have to negotiate with the moderator on particular Dogma characters (like angels Loki and Bartleby)

Yeah, if my community whoring isn't allowed, please feel free to delete this entry. ^.^

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About Clerks II. 
01:47pm 13/07/2006
  Hey kids! It’s Mark Hamill! Applause! Do you want to get cool prizes such as shirts, can coolers, Clerks II script or wrist bands from Silent Bob? Than you have such an opportunity! All you have to do is to place Clerks II banner on as many websites, messageboards, MySpace pages, and blogs as possible! More info at official site.

Clerks II - July 21, 2006

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Bartleby anyone~? 
07:57pm 15/06/2006
  Heya everyone! I'm just dropping by with a small request. This goes out to all RPers out here!

Is there anyone here who likes to RP and would be interested in taking up any Dogma characters in the RP _catchphrase_? I'd especially want to find a Bartleby (as I have Loki right now), but anyone would be great!

The premise of the game is simple. Basically, all the barriers between the worlds have combined. In terms of Loki's place in this, he's based post movie, but he's been been restored to pre-movie, with only faint memories of the contents of the film. Confusing much?

Anyway, come check it out and see what you think! ^^

Hope I'm not breaking any rules with this!

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08:28am 19/04/2005
mood: amused

Hiya! well I'm new here, obviously, so now you get to hear me talk about useless crap! lol kidding its just some stuff I'm going to tell you that relates to Dogma.

I'm Jess, I love anything VA...even Jersey Girl, and Dogma was my first VA movie and I watch it twice a week. I love Azrael and Loki, they rock my socks, and my cousin was an extra in it....I think, she said it was one of his movies. though I dont live near New Jersey I do plan on going there sometime on my life to check out The Stash and Quick Stop.

thasts it except on my deviantART accound (thedarkness1985) I have some Loki/ Jay and Silent Bob stuff you might like.

the link is Here

well thats all



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05:10pm 06/01/2005
mood: excited

Hey. I'm new...^^ Obviously, as you can tell by my icon, I <3 Jason Lee. He's just the yummiest. And you can all guess who is my favorite character.


Stupid humans.

Azrael, obviously. XP

I just love 'im to bits. "No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater...than Central Air." WEEEEEEEE! ^^ Obviously, it's love.

Yes. Well. I'm making a few icons, and I'll show everyone soon!!


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Intro Post 
09:42pm 31/03/2004
mood: awake
I just found this community, and I've been looking for more communities to join :) Ok, first of all..Dogma was filmed in my hometown of Pittsburgh..Yeah, the hockey playing goons of Azrael's are from here...The nun Loki talks into being not a Catholic is from here..SHES LADY ABERLANE FROM MR. ROGERS NEIGHBORHOOD! And the goon with the beanie cap? Yeah, his Godmother is my friend :) She's a hairdresser at Phillip Pelusi hair salon. The building where Loki and Bartleby commit homicide in the name of God? Downtown Pittsburgh :)

FYI- I was baptised Catholic, but we left the church due to conflicts with the "dogma." ;)

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Dogma rocks 
03:24pm 16/02/2004
mood: crazy

Hi my name is Ducky. I love the movie "Dogma". I actually got in trouble once because my friend Candace and I did the scene between Loki and Bartleby when they first find the piece of newspaper, saying they have a chance to go home. We performed it in our high school theatre class. It was awesome.

I think it is awesome that God's human form was played by Bud Cort. He played Harold in "Harold and Maude" which is another one of my favorite movies.

I actually watched "Dogma" twice last night on Comedy Central I  love Kevin Smith movies. "Dogma" is my favorite with "Mallrats" as a close second.



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09:16pm 11/01/2004
  JOIN MY COMMUNITY!!!!!!!!!!!!


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New Community 
08:14pm 29/11/2003
  Well I'm not sure how appropriate this is since what I'm about to advertise is competition for this journal, but since this one is hardly ever updated, I thought I'd start a new one that might have a bit more activity. Come check out dogmafans!  

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02:46pm 09/10/2003
  does anyone know where I could find any Dogma LJ icons? I've looked everywhere for some ut can't seem to find any :\  

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06:14pm 08/08/2003
mood: yay!

So thrilled that their Loki figure is Drunken!Loki, as he is so adorable as a crazy drunken bastard. Although I would have preferred it had we been able to carry him around in full T-shirt-and-hoodie dress. Either or.

Rest of the images can be viewed here.


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12:06pm 23/04/2003
mood: excited
Just a note on the inaction figs, taken from News Askew:

:: Also on a different note, do you know if "Chasing Amy" figures will come out after "Mallrats" or will it go out of order?

It's gonna go out of order. "Dogma" is after the "Mallrats" figs.

I don't know about you guys, but I for one can't wait.

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An idea.... 
09:46am 04/04/2003
mood: hopeful
I've noticed that we don't post here too often, so I have an idea - why not do some fanfic writing, along the lines of "the fanfic 100?"

Meaning: somebody pics a topic and we each write a story on that topic - and the story must be 100 words.

What do y'all think?

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01:17pm 29/03/2003
mood: accomplished
Just to announce my new community to the world... lokeans - for those who are lovers of Loki.

That is all. :)

(Apologies for spamming, if this community doesn't allow such things, then feel free to delete this post)

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My first Post here! 
11:28am 20/03/2003
mood: awake
Hi all, Wabbit here. Kevin Smith fan extrordinare! We have all of his stuff on DVD - gotta love it. I especially enjoyed Dogma - as much for what I don't like about western religion as for why I like being "Pagan." *grins*

As for the current thread: This community needs some life injected into it!

So who's everyone's favorite character and what's your favorite scene?

My favorite would have to be Metatron - not only for the great lines he has (and delivered in that very velvety British voice that Alan has - Drooool!) but also for the fact that he injects some tenderness into the scenes with Bethany when he's talking about the bad points of being the Voice of God.

Favorite scene? Hmmm, where to begin? *grins* Well, the scene with Loki talking to the Nun at the beginning was priceless! Metatron's opening scene with Bethany was good too.
I loved it when Loki is carving the onion up into one little vodoo doll, and later on comes up with that corny line - "...but I do believe in THIS!" And, of course, Alanis as God! Excellent stuff, especially seeing God turning cartwheels and standing on her head in the Garden at the end.

Favorite Lines: "No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater than Central Air!"
"You Don't celebrate your faith, you Mourn it!"
"Stop staring at me like that, people will think I'm breaking up with you!"
"Did you have to use the whole bloody CAN!?"
"Do you always cover your guests in flame retardant chemicals? It's no wonder you're SINGLE..."

There are many more fave lines, but that's a good start. It's nice to see this community here!

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04:56pm 05/03/2003
  Yes, I'm aware, it's a Dogma community, but gotta share Kevin Smith/Ben Affleck love regardless.

Jersey Girl

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...Our last two days on Earth. If I had a dick I'd go get laid. .. 
09:26pm 23/02/2003
  Well hellooooo there!! (c:

I was looking around for other Kevin Smith fans and I found this community and I *knew* had to join!!

Just wanted to say howdy

Love, Peace + Chicken Grease


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